I wanna be famous because, honestly, my humor is top-tier, and I’m tired of explaining it to people who just don’t get me. You know those moments when you drop an absolute gem of a joke, but instead of laughter, you’re met with confused stares and that awkward silence that feels like an eternity? Yeah, it’s exhausting. My wit is quick, my references are sharp, and my sarcasm is subtle yet brilliant. But for some reason, the world just isn’t ready for my comedic genius.

Imagine being famous enough that I could drop a joke—no setup, no context—and instantly have an entire room burst into laughter. Scratch that—have the whole world laughing in perfect unison. No more forced chuckles or having to explain my obscure pop culture references. It would be like magic: one quip and I’m a comedic hero, celebrated for my cleverness. People would finally get me without me needing to follow up with, ‘No, you see, it’s funny because…’ And the best part? I wouldn’t have to worry about my jokes flying over people’s heads because, as a famous person, my every word would automatically be deemed hilarious. It’s hard being this witty and constantly misunderstood—fame would be my golden ticket to comedic recognition.